Entry 56: Before I go to sleep..

Things girls don't realize....

1. Guys are more emotional than you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer than you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try.

(like girls don't)

2. Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

(I bet it's the new era.. Girls might be the same too!)

3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

(I go crazy over Boney's smile too! It's retardedly cute xD)

4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

(Why not girls? See how scantily they appear ^.^)

5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're going for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

(So you think girls don't? -.-)

6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

(As if a girl wants to NOT be the only girl u talk to =_=")

7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

(Omg.. constantly asking Boney for assurance. U betcha girls need it too!)

8. Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a bitch Goodbye.

(oh dear.. some of both genders do still think they are the GEMS even if it means Bitch/Bastard)

9. Giving a guy a hanging message like 'You know what?!..uh...nevermind..' would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

(oh please~ think girls is BEST at wild imagination too xP )

10. Girls are guys' weaknesses.

(vice versa. Love is blind. W/o eyes = biggest flaw)

11. Guys are very open about themselves.

(like? o.O? and as I mentioned.. new era. Anything happens even if it is a SHE *winks*)

12. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

(according to my course of study, what children or in this case we teens/adults need is NEVER advice or preach.. just a listening ear ^^ prompting us in finding our own solutions)

13. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

(I suppose girls do that too? ^^v)

14. Guys love you more than you love them.

(gosh. this is it. The worst sentence. Place your love on weighing machine please! -___-")

15. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he loves you or likes you a whole hell of a lot.

(Ok, suppose a guy sees this.. he will start complimenting w/o a truthful meaning.. )

16. No matter how much guys talk about butts and boobs, personality is key.

(oh yeah? The one during ONS is the door then. W/o assets, girls = not attractive to guys. But of course, not with a RUHUA face la. duh.)

17. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

(I guess this is SM? o.O? )

18. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

(HELLO! This occurs for both sides eh! dots)

19. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

(hmm I'm used to Boney's stupidity. So.. No comments =D )

20. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

(I'm not good at hiding my emotions.. so, same no comments ^^ )

21. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

(I think girls' craziness beats guys. They jump and yell when they see the guy they are crazy about)

22. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, 'Please come and listen to me.

(Oh oh.. I meant that too! xP )

23. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

(hmm. Talking in r/s might not be a bad thing. Boney and I do have talks whenever we're both unhappy bout something)

24. When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them.

(I will say THANK YOU! why deny? xD beauty lies in the eyes of beholder~~)

25. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

(Maybe he is wondering why is the fly on your nose ^.* )

26. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

(More problems? Ya, those who loves being Ah Bengs that is. )

27. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

(give up easily? gosh.. then why do some of both genders take up the dare?)

28. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

(I think I talk more bout girls too. hahah)

29. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

(Some say guys are more introvert towards expressing. So what makes them "predictable?" )

30. A guy would give his right nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

(ok, I think my eng may sucks. I dont understand what is the right nut for -.- Peanut? Walnut?)

31. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

(yes!!! STUBBORN is the word! Applies to BONEY! xP )

32. Not all guys are jerks. Just because ONE is a jackass doesn't mean he represents ALL of them.

(I have been repeatedly telling friends who, come crying/swearing to me that they are not gonna get in a r/s anymore again, that it applies to both genders - not all are bad/good. Or you might wanna use limewater to neutralise them? xD )

33. They love it when girls talk about their boobs. haha it's true..

(hmmm.. Will their bird start being in "Attention" mode? =X )

34. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually

(-_- dorts. Boney hits my butt for nothing. And I hit him back too! What if the Mom hits mine? LOL)

35. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs.

(I've never tried that! 0.0!)

36. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts.

(what is with neck rubs? Massage? If it is neck massage, I like it too!)

37. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.

(Boney sacrifices for GAMES! Wth. )

38. Even if you dump a guy months ago and he probably still does love you and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life.

(well, i guess it happened =X But what's past is past. Boney is my center of universe now ^^ )

Conclusion..

Girls and Guys are the SAME!

We always think that the other party is this and that.

But it turns out to be in this century..

VICE VERSA!

Everything is SAMA.(same)

So.. what are we bugging?

Guys wanna stand up for themselves.. and girls, you ought to know it does occur not only on guys but girls too!

Keep a clear mind of what you expect from others and how you present yourself (:

It takes a deep reflection to realise how have you been "living/existing" in this world as either gender (:

That said.

Off to bed~~~~

NIGHTS!